Thursday, September 13, 2012

Those Guys Who Everyone Just Inexplicably Loves or Raves About

Yeah, I just don't like these directors...


The Coen Brothers (They're not funny or clever or amusing. They're just...well, no word can describe them which is usually a good sign of originality...but for them, they're just devoid of meaning all-together.)



Lars Von Trier (Wow, what a hateful and easy to hate guy.)



Wes Anderson (Cloying and obnoxious. Enough said.)



Terrence Malick (His movies are static pretty images and not much else. Unless you want to include THE ENDLESS, ENDLESS LINES OF NARRATION THAT SUPPOSEDLY EQUAL IMPORTANT PHILOSOPHICAL IDEAS THAT HE WANTS TO CONVEY IN A REALLY LOUD AND OBVIOUS MANNER)



Danny Boyle (He's like a gnome. Without style or substance.)


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